Gotta see it to believe it... nope still unbelievable.

Source: Online Casanova

I like to go camping. Do you like to go camping. Camping can be fun
I like to set up the tent while the female gets the food ready
Then I set up the camping mats and sip the sleeping bags together as the
female prepares the food
Then I make fire while female is amazed at fire making capability
The I cook food on fire that woman has prepared
Woman is happy I make tent and cook food
We go in tent when dark and do not fall asleep right away
Do you like that?

Source: Innocent English

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play, take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips and cozy winter nights by the fire. Really like a man with a pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I’m yours. Call (***) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

Source: Plenty of Fish Forums

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Desperately lonely loser, SWM,32,miserable,apathetic, tired of tv and watching my roomates hair fall out. Seeks depressed, unattractive SWF, 25-32, no sense of humor, for long talks about the macabre.

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SWM looking for blind female, any race or age. But of course blind people can't read - So fix me up with your friends.

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Patriarch of up-and- coming religion seeks alter girl

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You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. Single male farmer looking to teach some cowgirl the ropes.

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Frisky pup seeks some tail. Tired of going in circles. Lets catch up sometime--you can lead the way.

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good communicator not much to say will find out when i communicate with someone

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Break out of the tired old traditional male/female roles. I'll be the baby seagull and you feed me regurtitated raw fish like a nurturing momma bird. I'll provide the raw herring and vomit inducer, you bring the strap-on beak. No weirdos, please.